|Full Name||Cody Kolodziejzyk|
|Type of Vine||'Comedy'|
|Location||Venice, CA, USA|
Chodey Keyboardsmash (born Cody Kolodziejzyk, in Canadian French: [collɛge ɛssay]; November 22, 69 AD) is a 4'2 comedic Canadian Vine personality. He now resides in Venice Beach, California, which he rarely mentions. To cope with the fall of Vine, Cody Ko created a YouTube channel where he creates videos about life, criticizes various Instagram accounts, and occasionally writes and performs absolute bangers. Much of his criticism comes from his own perspective, having grown up in a very different generation. Some view him as a player, constantly commenting on "hot" girls. He rarely brings up his age, but he does act in certain ways that only a senior citizen can act. He has a podcast, Tiny Meat Gang with Cody Ko and Noel Miller.
Family[edit | edit source]
His parents, Greg and Helen, live a fairly active lifestyle. After they gave birth to Cody in 0 B.C. during the birth of Jesus, they had a girl, who is Cody's sister Krista. Their entire family has run marathons together. Cody says that it’s a family tradition to go for a “Christmas Eve run.” Cody is big. Hello
Penis=== Personal Life === Cody loves surfing and talks about it frequently on his podcast, Insanely Chill with Cody Ko.
He fucks hard with the scooter sharing app, Bird.
In mid-2017, he started dating Kelsey Kreppel who joins him frequently on his podcast. She also now has her own Youtube channel.
Fun Facts[edit | edit source]
Cody is a former competitive diver, having spent several years on Duke University’s diving team. He eventually captained the team. He is given little credit for his participation on the official Duke naked rollerblading team, where he also held captainship.
He co-starred in the YouTube series The Real Bros of Simi Valley as "Wade Sanders", a budding photographer who doesn't burn. He stars alongside American Vandal’s Jimmy Tatro.
In addition to his podcast, Insanely Chill with Cody Ko, he also co-hosts Tiny Meat Gang podcast with his boyfriend Noel Miller, and Orange is the New County podcast with Devon Spinnler and Sam Shots.
Cody designed and created the highly popular iPhone app “
Cap That" in 2012. For a period, it was the #1 free app in the App Store. Yeehaw.
He makes videos with his grandaughter kelsey to remind people to take care of the elderly what a sweet message <3
In addition to his podcast with Miller, the pair also released a 5 song EP titled Bangers & Ass under the name "Tiny Meat Gang." It is rumored that Beyonce and Jay Z chose to play this EP for their bang mesh that conceived Blue Ivy.
The relatively young age of his following is what keeps him so youthful and energetic, though he seems to have a tough time coming to terms with it. That is typical of men his age. He does this by sucking the everliving hell out of their souls and brainwashes them into thinking he's young and definitely NOT having a mid-life crisis.
He graduated from Dick University in 2012 with a BA in bragging about Venice.
He is 4'11.
When his fans comment about their places of origin, he tends to either ignore it or respond in the negative, followed by some disparaging remark about that particular place of origin.
His fandom is known as the Chodesters.
Mr. Kolodziejzyk is one of the most successful senior youtubers on the platform. He has encouraged his fans to continue his legacy even with the recent news that he will soon die of old age.
He has a popular series on his channel with Miller known as "That's Cringe".
He loves the British reality show "love island".
He has a rare disorder of the taste buds that he has lived with for many years, making almost any beverage he drinks, "taste like piss".
mr. ko receives the senior discount at every restaurant he goes to.
yeah we get it you live in Venice. hahaha not all of us are rich. hahaha pay my tuition.
Memes[edit | edit source]
No one ever jokes about Cody Ko, he is too powerful. More so, the topic of age is never mentioned around Cody because it is difficult for him to understand the passage of time.
His comments are often riddled with "sugar gay", "art, more like FART", "bars", "blue ass water", "That's not a camel, that's my wife !" , and other references to his videos.