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jameswhite
James White
Vine Information
Full Name Cheng Xi
Followers 441.8K
Type of Vine Comedy
Personal Information
Nationality Chinese
Location Chongqing City, China

Cheng Xi, better known as James Cage White, is a Chinese Vine personality, X and Instagram microcelebrity, and lover of Steam game and M.

Background[]

Cheng (born October 15, 1984) in Chongqing, China is known for his Vine, Instagram, and Twitter posts, frequently discussing his meals (often rice with vegetables), counting down to the weekend, his parents, and the mundane aspects of his life. He is also famous for his catchphrases (see below), which have been parodied by many other Vine personalities.

ARCS[]

”I’ve got two words for you” Arc (ongoing)

”Girlfriend” Arc (ongoing)

”Fate” Arc (ongoing)

”Ice Bucket Challenge” Arc (Dormant)

”Not balding” Arc (Ongoing)

”Not autistic” Arc (Dormant)

”Mother” Arc (ongoing)

”Engaged” Arc (extinct)

”Married” Arc (extinct)

"Father is in hospital" Arc (ongoing)

"Jameslander" Arc (extinct)

”Charles Peter” Arc (extinct)

"Today is x amount of days I don't buy steam game and m..." (ongoing)

“Divorced” Arc (ongoing)

"Today is x day I'm looking for girlfriend" Arc (ongoing)

Selfish "Donate more" arc (ongoing)

Personal Life[]

In March 2014, Cheng made a mess on his desk, which he retorted that he needed a white woman to clean up.

Cheng has gained employment to a unknown insurance company. He has stated on multiple occasions that he doesn't enjoy employment. He proceeded to quit the job shortly after the birth of his child.[1] Cheng graduated from Sichuan International Studies University with a Bachelor in English. Cheng lists several skills on his LinkedIn profile including: Web Design, English, Copywriting, Social Media, Editing and Monetization.[2]

In around 2020 Cheng took part in a Chinese dating show.[3][4]

On the 30th October 2020, Cheng had a wet dream and “got his underwear dirty”. Cheng swears that he didn’t watch a bad video.

Mr Xi stayed in an unknown hotel on the 20th December 2020; he however displayed distaste stating that he wanted to go home to play Dragon Age and Fifa 20 on Xbox.

Cheng has a child whose Chinese name is unknown but English name is "Charles Peter Cage White". Born sometime around late August.

Cheng began making clothing designs to sell online, using a third-party company to produce the clothes, but due to a group of people getting upset with a tweet he posted about how he would beat his child if they were gay and the group reporting him, Cheng's account was banned. Sometime around June of 2021, he married his current ex-wife. Cheng and his father-in-law often have quarrels.

Following an outburst claiming not to be autistic, on the 1st of November 2022, Cheng planted the seed to what would ultimately turn out to be the “not bald, not autistic” arc which played out for quite some time. By November 4th, Cheng had begun counting the days that he was not balding, and not autistic.

As of Feburary 2023 Chengs wife, after quitting her job[5], divorced him[6]. It is assumed it's due to his laziness and horrific parenting.

Parody[]

A lot of people assume JCW is a parody or some sort of act. It is unknown if that's the case, or if James is actually the way he acts online. A point for him not playing a character would be him actively arguing with his family on his livestreams.

It's also worth noting that if this is all an act he would've acted like this for a decade straight.

Catchphrases[]

  • Check out my dinner! (goes on to describe his meals)
  • Very good!
  • Very cool!
  • Very swag!
  • Noah Threadgate... Very handsome... (often relevant to the context of his Vine)
  • I like it!
  • How to say this! (referring to an unknown word/object)
  • Eat ... as reward (while having no reason to reward himself)
  • I'm a saving guy
  • It is fate
  • Today is day [blank] that I don’t buy steam game. I also don’t watch bad video and M………

Trivia[]

  • He's always behind the current trend
  • He likes milk a lot, despite supposedly being lactose intolerant[7]
  • Despite being a “saving guy,” he has no source of income. He’s buried in debt because he buys way too many expensive products[8] and steam games[9]
  • He doesn't know how to raise a child[10]
  • He suffers from male pattern baldness[11]
  • It's assumed he spends a lot of time masturbating
  • He's bad in bed[12]
  • He is very likely autistic
  • Wife and Charles Peter have left him
  • Despite the contrary, Cheng cannot sing
  • He possesses a 7 inch penis

References[]

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